redStones

Mac is the Sweetest Person on Earth

thou she insults my nose takes ugly shots of me crops her face out and publicizes it refuses to be my lead dancer and yet betrays me and dances on the podium in front of a whole ship or sampan or whatever it is capitalizes on the clan's ability to irritate me and never lets me live a minute in peace when im with her doesn't let me touch even the steering wheel of her car cheats me of my minutes for all the songs ive sent her and continually tells me how much she would like to kill me.

mac might be the sweetest person on earth only if there were no human beings left on the planet.



nonetheless, shes still the apple of my eye.
i love you mackie.
if youre good i might upgrade you to a rubber duckie.
if youre not i might have to get that voodoo doll out again.